Hey, guys. I’m Sterling. I’m 19, and a homeless kid in Springfield, Missouri. Ask me shit, and don’t be afraid to get to know me. Because, I mean, I can only bite so hard, right?Tumblr (3.0; @darthnidoking)http://darthnidoking.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://odair.tumblr.com/post/32233626059/lampsarepeopletoo-the-entire-premise-of-the">odair</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lampsarepeopletoo.tumblr.com/post/32233460648/the-entire-premise-of-the-fairly-odd-parents-makes">lampsarepeopletoo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the entire premise of the fairly odd parents makes no sense</p> <p>why does he not just wish for friends and a better babysitter and pizza</p> <p>everyone likes pizza</p> </blockquote> <p>i think u need to reread</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mavs4rxiVy1qc9w5q.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://darthnidoking.tumblr.com/post/43911036587http://darthnidoking.tumblr.com/post/43911036587Sun, 24 Feb 2013 13:58:01 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jethrocane.tumblr.com/post/41037737675/a-pregnant-woman-goes-into-a-coma-months-later">jethrocane</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>a pregnant woman goes into a coma</p> <p>months later she wakes up, no longer pregnant</p> <p>“you had twins! ” the nurse exclaims. “your brother named them”</p> <p>“what did he name the girl?” the woman asks</p> <p>“denise”</p> <p>“that’s alright, I like denise. and the boy?”</p> <p><em>“denephew”</em></p> </blockquote>http://darthnidoking.tumblr.com/post/43911021932http://darthnidoking.tumblr.com/post/43911021932Sun, 24 Feb 2013 13:57:50 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nerdygaycas.tumblr.com/post/43899465584/darrynek-hachikuji-imagine-a-world-with-no">nerdygaycas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://darrynek.tumblr.com/post/43871313579/hachikuji-imagine-a-world-with-no-spiders">darrynek</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hachikuji.tumblr.com/post/43870975675/imagine-a-world-with-no-spiders">hachikuji</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>imagine a world with no spiders</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/0613d3891ac43b90bc46cbf4e166a3eb/tumblr_inline_mipn855Wu31qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" height="242" src="http://media.tumblr.com/86247717cadec6d4874b429247c1567d/tumblr_inline_miqglyZY7y1qfj0nk.gif" width="500"/></p> </blockquote>http://darthnidoking.tumblr.com/post/43910970609http://darthnidoking.tumblr.com/post/43910970609Sun, 24 Feb 2013 13:57:14 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmtyobYtB01qa1z4fo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://teeveedinner.tumblr.com/post/41096653453/abandoned-theatre-ohio-this-this-is-so">teeveedinner</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>Abandoned Theatre, Ohio</p> </blockquote> <p>this. this is so beautiful</p> </blockquote>http://darthnidoking.tumblr.com/post/43910935527http://darthnidoking.tumblr.com/post/43910935527Sun, 24 Feb 2013 13:56:49 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1b0729823a618aaca9d863570aff50cb/tumblr_mipfg8GRfK1qdlh1io1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord.tumblr.com/post/43899188114/van-gogh-starry-night-dominos">ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thepattywagon.tumblr.com/post/43860559702/van-gogh-starry-night-dominos">thepattywagon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>what the actual fuck</em></p> </blockquote> <p>i love how at the end they realized that one of the sections didn’t fall and somebody was just like “i got this” and chucked an extra fucking domino to make it fall</p> </blockquote>http://darthnidoking.tumblr.com/post/43910880784http://darthnidoking.tumblr.com/post/43910880784Sun, 24 Feb 2013 13:56:11 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9b7jzRRHD1repmrio1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://darthnidoking.tumblr.com/post/43910810871http://darthnidoking.tumblr.com/post/43910810871Sun, 24 Feb 2013 13:55:22 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dc4398cb9fe0a7849ff738dca7b259b3/tumblr_minvjw5YXg1qlrxcho3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2bc93fe79400c19544abbe363df2dacf/tumblr_minvjw5YXg1qlrxcho1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e81bfb260ac2bf2dd82fffc289c91aff/tumblr_minvjw5YXg1qlrxcho2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://darthnidoking.tumblr.com/post/43910788711http://darthnidoking.tumblr.com/post/43910788711Sun, 24 Feb 2013 13:55:06 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iwritesinsnotfanfiction.tumblr.com/post/23618746895/what-if-ke-ha-had-an-evil-british-twin-named-ke-ha">iwritesinsnotfanfiction</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>what if ke$ha had an evil british twin named ke<span>£ha</span></p> </blockquote>http://darthnidoking.tumblr.com/post/43910769149http://darthnidoking.tumblr.com/post/43910769149Sun, 24 Feb 2013 13:54:52 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp4ltt2y9z1qa9jn1o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp4ltt2y9z1qa9jn1o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://darthnidoking.tumblr.com/post/43910761653http://darthnidoking.tumblr.com/post/43910761653Sun, 24 Feb 2013 13:54:46 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/553c6643a6df4464f0e48038675fb624/tumblr_mifstyJT2M1r2aoqgo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9267cf901812f4be4d5f9c7f29bf637c/tumblr_mifstyJT2M1r2aoqgo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://darthnidoking.tumblr.com/post/43910491837http://darthnidoking.tumblr.com/post/43910491837Sun, 24 Feb 2013 13:51:35 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/efed7541e952a6788089c4820463d51e/tumblr_mh9giugLy21r33f2io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://darthnidoking.tumblr.com/post/43910462662http://darthnidoking.tumblr.com/post/43910462662Sun, 24 Feb 2013 13:51:15 -0500<p>omfg what did i do</p>http://darthnidoking.tumblr.com/post/43613123163http://darthnidoking.tumblr.com/post/43613123163Wed, 20 Feb 2013 21:26:30 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mazf47oQvo1ru8nnoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kankristhighhighs.tumblr.com/post/43537783346/borrabutts-lolbatty-coelasquid">kankristhighhighs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://borrabutts.tumblr.com/post/43502217272/lolbatty-coelasquid-ufansius-shoebill">borrabutts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lolbatty.tumblr.com/post/43501533969">lolbatty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://coelasquid.tumblr.com/post/43492978392/ufansius-shoebill-balaeniceps-rex-when-you">coelasquid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ufansius.tumblr.com/post/32398438435/shoebill-balaeniceps-rex">ufansius</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Shoebill (<em>Balaeniceps rex</em>)</p> </blockquote> <p>When you remember this bird is five feet tall it’s like the scariest animal I can imagine running into.</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1zabasFke1r98aqyo1_500.jpg"/></p> <p>ohhh come on, they’re fricken adorable and you know it.</p> </blockquote> <p>that things taller than my brother i am terrified </p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="" src="http://punchkickgame.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/loftwing-shoebill.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://darthnidoking.tumblr.com/post/43612939455http://darthnidoking.tumblr.com/post/43612939455Wed, 20 Feb 2013 21:24:18 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3d7bb09f87971307281677b199cfaa90/tumblr_mif57h0LsN1ql2603o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://darthnidoking.tumblr.com/post/43612908025http://darthnidoking.tumblr.com/post/43612908025Wed, 20 Feb 2013 21:23:55 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://beyonceism.tumblr.com/post/38025904122/this-is-probably-my-new-favorite-gif">beyonceism</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mf3oadRqp81qcecx1.gif"/></p> <p>This is probably my new favorite gif</p> </blockquote>http://darthnidoking.tumblr.com/post/43612900414http://darthnidoking.tumblr.com/post/43612900414Wed, 20 Feb 2013 21:23:50 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/86e05714271ad01354dffe20c5f2153d/tumblr_mijivuKWcF1r2p5ylo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/51f2b72e070a2fc4c196d5dcfc1f94c9/tumblr_mijivuKWcF1r2p5ylo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ff55df56b4a9d99607344c7eb4010aa9/tumblr_mijivuKWcF1r2p5ylo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c2ecf4f4661cbfa3fc699a4e5260e98f/tumblr_mijivuKWcF1r2p5ylo4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ee8bd4bb03596e6c4f590001f254610c/tumblr_mijivuKWcF1r2p5ylo5_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/972da2e7f79bea80b3b5f1c84df73b00/tumblr_mijivuKWcF1r2p5ylo6_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/81cd698f4196dc0ffb7d2173e4ca72e4/tumblr_mijivuKWcF1r2p5ylo7_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/29fe7ff3931d11bedc1e2e1b29dc59ef/tumblr_mijivuKWcF1r2p5ylo8_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://askthejackfrost.tumblr.com/post/43597142754/the-lights-why-arent-they-going-out-i">askthejackfrost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <div> <p><em>^{“The lights… Why aren’t they going out?!”}</em></p> </div> </blockquote> <p>I love when he growls at the nightmare!</p> </blockquote>http://darthnidoking.tumblr.com/post/43612830041http://darthnidoking.tumblr.com/post/43612830041Wed, 20 Feb 2013 21:22:59 -0500<p><a href="http://ijackfrost.tumblr.com/post/43605956052/jack-frost-has-such-a-nice-dark-blue-hoodie" class="tumblr_blog">ijackfrost</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ijackfrost.tumblr.com/post/37468619940/jack-frost-has-such-a-nice-dark-blue-hoodie">ijackfrost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“Actually, it’s coral blue <em>number five</em>.”</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mepmddRQXy1rxcj5p.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p>This is my post with the most notes and I’m not sure if I’m proud that this is my legacy. LOL.</p></blockquote>http://darthnidoking.tumblr.com/post/43612477424http://darthnidoking.tumblr.com/post/43612477424Wed, 20 Feb 2013 21:18:48 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cf20e0cf97303dcca411db4e6c35e3c7/tumblr_mer4vcygYu1r8rroso1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/74bbbc53aec681fe3d4b84f679a5c6ff/tumblr_mer4vcygYu1r8rroso2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://darthnidoking.tumblr.com/post/43612416257http://darthnidoking.tumblr.com/post/43612416257Wed, 20 Feb 2013 21:18:04 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/eb632e27895ce217e58b4b388cf5cbc3/tumblr_mhpcg1USDh1r5zq6ao1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/825fbc382ca423e5bb013745de346227/tumblr_mhpcg1USDh1r5zq6ao2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://darthnidoking.tumblr.com/post/43612238141http://darthnidoking.tumblr.com/post/43612238141Wed, 20 Feb 2013 21:15:58 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb11n5PDIs1qio7rzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://darthnidoking.tumblr.com/post/43612077601http://darthnidoking.tumblr.com/post/43612077601Wed, 20 Feb 2013 21:14:05 -0500