82448 notesthe entire premise of the fairly odd parents makes no sense
why does he not just wish for friends and a better babysitter and pizza
everyone likes pizza
i think u need to reread
61013 notesa pregnant woman goes into a coma
months later she wakes up, no longer pregnant
“you had twins! ” the nurse exclaims. “your brother named them”
“what did he name the girl?” the woman asks
“denise”
“that’s alright, I like denise. and the boy?”
“denephew”
...
...
...
...
...
Shoebill (Balaeniceps rex)
When you remember this bird is five feet tall it’s like the scariest animal I can imagine running into.
ohhh come on, they’re fricken adorable and you know it.
that things taller than my brother i am terrified
| 3 months ago | 9,969 notes | Via spidergentleman | By ufansius |
| Post permalink | Reblog this post | View larger |
...
