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deltacobell:

envyadams:

Drunk Andrew Garfield: a collage

at first glance i thought this was one direction

deltacobell:

envyadams:

Drunk Andrew Garfield: a collage

at first glance i thought this was one direction

29 minutes ago 133,547 notes Via teenscoolest By envyadams
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I Hate My Fuckening Life And I Hate The FUCK Government

eatpizzas:

why are 13 year olds these days constantly drinking, smoking weed and having sex?? when i was 13 i had a stable job, a loving wife, 3 good kids, and some savings put away for my retirement. i worry about the younger generation sometimes smh

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mcbrayers:

yet another unrealistic expectation for women

mcbrayers:

yet another unrealistic expectation for women

47 minutes ago 207,991 notes Via telapathetic By mylittledildo
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gleaks:

i’m made of skin so I guess I’m skinny

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totallynotagentphilcoulson:

redvedev:

kurt-l-fahrenheit:

paredolia:

momanddadaism:

jesus fucking christ piglet what the fuck

no it’s ok, pooh had it coming

shit

wow what a douche

yeah no really don’t feel sorry for him he’s a butthole

This post is now 80% better.

jfc pooh bear

I still think the funniest thing about all these comics is that they’re all legit official comics

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

redvedev:

kurt-l-fahrenheit:

paredolia:

momanddadaism:

jesus fucking christ piglet what the fuck

no it’s ok, pooh had it coming

image

shit

image

wow what a douche

image

yeah no really don’t feel sorry for him he’s a butthole

This post is now 80% better.

jfc pooh bear

I still think the funniest thing about all these comics is that they’re all legit official comics

48 minutes ago 121,262 notes Via awkwardly-handsome By momanddadaism
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shejla21:

shrinkfaster:

Drugs I’ve done:
-dxm
-benzos
-opiates
-weed
-cocaine

Which should i go for next though??

-church

cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

monicalewinsky1996:

retr0philia:

yeah you called me cute, but like

did you mean cute as in puppy cute

or cute as in frick frack tickity tack take off your panties

I hope none of you ever get laid