If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

vvhaleshark:

i need to know for school

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memeguy-com:

Some signs exist because theyre practical Others have a hell of a story behind them

memeguy-com:

Some signs exist because theyre practical Others have a hell of a story behind them

8 hours ago 43,736 notes Via baesoneandonly By memeguy-com
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  • doctor: sir we asked you to tape your allergic reactions this is just a video of you skateboarding
  • me: tell me thats not sick
  • doctor: haha yeah its pretty fucking sick dude

memebuscemi:

trekkie1332:

memebuscemi:

the spice girls > the beatles

what the actual fuck

what?? scared to hear the truth??

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lesbianblowjobs:


47 pounds of ecstasy

I thought this was cereal

lesbianblowjobs:

47 pounds of ecstasy

I thought this was cereal

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unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

assvvipe:

♡ roses are red ♡
♡ violets are blue ♡
♡ lmaooooooo ♡
♡ truuuuuuuuu ♡

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quickweaves:

coconutoil97:

pixelatedboobs:

W A I T

yo

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unkhs:

I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”